Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Twisted "Fox in Socks" Twister


Found this tongue-twister posted somewhere... kinda interesting... Fox in Socks is a children's book by Dr. Seuss, first published in 1965. It features two main characters, Fox and his partner Knox, who converse almost entirely in densely rhyming tongue-twisters... try to read it out loud and constant... :P...
Fox
Socks
Box
Knox

Knox in box.
Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

Chicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir.  Look, sir.  Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir.  I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....

New socks.
Two socks.
Whose socks?
Sue's socks.

Who sews whose socks?
Sue sews Sue's socks.

Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?
You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

Who comes? ...
Crow comes.
Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes.
Rose grows.
Nose hose goes some.
Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Fox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo.  Blue goo.
Gooey.  Gooey.
Blue goo.  New goo.
Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

Mr. Fox, sir,
I won't do it.
I can't say.
I won't chew it.

Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another game to play.

Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.

Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.

Ben's band.  Bim's band.
Big bands.  Pig bands.

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms.
Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.

Pig band!  Boom band!
Big band!  Broom band!
My poor mouth can't say that.  No, sir.
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something it can say.

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Knox.  Now come now.  Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it!  Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles?  Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Crash!!!

I am going back to my hometown, Sarawak for holiday.. cant wait for it!!! Well… I’m already at my hometown as I was writing this …:P… Hmmm… woke up early as I was going to the KLIA airport today… around 5am to be exact..said bye to my dad and then took off… he was half asleep justnw as I was saying so…
me and my mom left home around 5.40am this morning… driving the iswara according to the speed limit and properly along the KKB-Rawang road… everything went just fine as usual.. and then out of a sudden a Myvi driving out of the Antara Gapi residence area… I was already close but then he still goes out.. i was trying to avoid but then I cant make it and then BANG!!!!!!!!.... hit the front of the myvi…
my cars windshield shatters… I tried to brake as all this is happening but it doesn’t seems to work… skidding across to the other side of the road and to to side of the road… almost hit the electric line pillar as well but I manage to avoid it… my mom was panic’ing… I kept calm at all the times… as the car stops, smokes starts coming out of the engine… my mom was panic thinking that the car might blow off or sumthing… she tried to go out from her side of the door but it was jammed caused by the accident… but my side still fine and I manage to open it freely…
I went out of the car and so does my mom after that… the Myvi owner came out of his car as well and seems frighted… I yelled at him of what he did wrong… I was freaking mad as I am gonna be late for my flight at 9am… I swear I was gonna whack that fella up.. but my mom kept me chilled… so I just comply…
the condition of the car... :(...
called my dad… he came straight away after the call… but while waiting,, its kinda odd since out of nowhere the towing people pop out of nowhere… I thought they were just passer by and curious bout the accident and trying to help out or something… but then they offered the towing service to us… but the tow truck was not there yet…. I bet its already on their way… I cant wait longer since I have a plane to catch… as my dad came, as well as my uncle,, we discuss bout my condition which I have to reach the airport by 8pm latest… so my uncle send me then.,..
the idiot myvi driver!!!!
I left the “scene” and drove to the airport… yeah… me driving again even after the accident… my mom wanted to send me instead, but she needs to be there as she was the witness of the incident… took of and its kinda a race against time… since its already 7am and still at antara gapi… and the traffic is starting to build uo… luckly it wasn’t that bad,… have to drive abit faster on the highway… my uncle doesn’t seems to mind… went 130km/h on a van… but I thnk the meter is sumthing wrong or sumthing since it doesn’t feel like 130km/h… well… anyway I manage to reach the KLIA on time… around 8am…
straight away went in and chek in at the counter and stuff… I called my mom and she was at the police station dealing with the situation… well the myvi owner’s insurance is gonna cover the expences of repairing the car… since it was his fault and not mine… well… I need to made a report once I come back to KKB again since i was the driver and the police said that I need to do so as well.. hmm… the car is already 16years old… and nothing as bad as this had ever happened before… and this is the worse,.. hopefully the car can still be repaired… since my parents are actually at low budjet at the moment… tmro we will knw weather it is worth fixing or just let go of the car… my parents will discuss with the mechanics tomorrow…
I feel so bad somehow… since I just left and cant do anything.. well. I I don't go back to my hometown.. the ticket will “burn”… u get the point… actually, I suffer from minor bruises… my right knee hurts and my left calf hurts… so does my waist… limping as I walk and hurts as hell when I sneeze or cough.. might be better tomorrow I think… if its not then I’m going to go to the hospital… luckily nothing bad happened to me and my mom.. in terms of injury…
one more thing that made me survive the accede was the seat belt… luckly I wore them coz sometimes I don’t… I migh get injured badly or even wont be writing this shit right nw… u knw wat I mean… well… wear your seatbelts please!!!! I experienced this and it is very very very important as it saves lives… drive safely y’all!!! And be carfull!!!...

Thursday, November 25, 2010

My shoulder condition.


Well... i am actually suffering from reoccuring shoulder dislocation... to date i have experienced 9 times of shoulder dislocation at the same left shoulder... and i haven't event went to the hospital for medical chek up... i kept on delaying... and thought that it might just cure by itself... i was wrong somehow..

went on google'ing for my cndition... and found out that i actually have ligament damage in my shoulder since it happens at the same shoulder everytime i dislocate them..

"If a dislocation occurs a second time in the same shoulder, especially with less trauma, the patient should be evaluated for the possibility of ligament damage in their shoulder. If this is the case, the patient may need surgery to prevent recurrent shoulder dislocations."

According to the particular site that i read of, it says that i need a surgery to fix them... :S.... to be honest, i'm not that scared of going through the surgery... but the cost of it that makes me wonder if i can afford them...



i dislocated my shoulder 4 times the day i first dislocated my shoulder... which was when i went for my first time Rock Climbing... which was on 20th of may this year,..

twice on 7th of august when i went for college event at Desa Waterpark... once in gym doing some work out in september(cant remember the exact date)... once on 4th of november when playing badminton... and once yesterday on 25th of november when i was climbing to reach up for something in the store...

i was able to relocate my shoulder everytime i dislocate them... for those who have not experienced shoulder on any sorts of dislocation, it hurts like hell!!!... worse then having my piercing... :P... i cant describe how it felt like... it dislocated around 2 inches away from it's socket most of the time... its obvious to see actually... but i straight away relocate them since the pain is unbareable... :S...

I need to get the treatment soon... because of this condition, i cant do much things which i like to do, such as rock climbing, working out in gym, sports, white water rafting, and so on... :(... i can do less then half of those kind off activity then how i could before this condition...

i am in need of cure for this!!! i cant stop this passion i have for these types of activities!!!! :(.... i am going to get the treatment someday... and hopefully i will be fully cured... :)... and able to do all those again as how i did before.... cant wait for that day to come.... :')



Saturday, November 13, 2010

Passion of the needles and ink...



I have no idea how to say why i love piercings... and tattoo as well actually,.. i have six piercings already... one in the tongue, one at the lips, four at the ears... hehehehe... :P... hmm.. kinda addictive... i don't know why... my first piercing was my tongue piercing.... it was a year ago in November... then my lips in march early this year... a month later my scaffold piercing... hehehe... it is an ear piercing that uses a stud that goes through two holes... there's picture shown later... :P...

scaffold piercing or industrial piercing... :P...

a few months back i pierced my own ear... using a somesort of a sewing needle... hahaha... i soak the needle in an antiseptic solution at first and poke the needle through my ears... hahahahahha!!!!!!! well... most people might say its dangerous... well... it;s not actually... just that u need to take care of it and everything would be fine... :)... so far no infections... i pierced my ear again a few weeks after my first time piercing myself... ehhehehe... :P...


i pierced myself... heheheh... :P

People might say i'm crazy or something... i don't really care anymore... coz this is what i like... and why should i bother though... hehehehe. :P... honestly saying... i get damn a lot of stares everytime i go somewhere... in shopping complexes, lifts, train stations, and ect... :P... kids would point and talk bout it to their friends in front of me as if i cant hear them... small kids ran to their parents as they were scared looking at me... old man stares as if i didn't notice them staring... wahahaha... this is kinda what i go through almost everyday when i go out somewhere... kinda get used to this already... but then sometimes its kinda awkward at times... :P....


All of my studs and ear rings collections.. :P...

i'm not going to cover my face with damn a lot of piercings... :S... just what i have right now is enough... plus one more eyebrow piercing coming soon... :P... an unique piercing... hehehe... haven't seen anyone around me with that particular style for the eyebrow piercings... i went to dragonfly and they said i need to wait to get that piercing... coz i think they need to order the stud.... i'm gonna get it end of this month... wohhooO!!!!!>.. ;P..


Coming soon... :P

As for the tattoo part... hmmm... i gotta go earn my own money 1st be4 i get one... :P... i'm planing to get the one like in the 1st picture in this post... :)... it cost around RM1k plus.... hehehehe... it is a tribal tattoo... maybe i'm gonna get that next year... or perhaps the year after that,,.. who knows... hehehehe... :P....